Eulogy
Pequot, July 13, 1992 – June 14, 2006
Today we say farewell to a truly matchless feline. This is Pequot: indomitable, puckish, imperious, tough as nails, with the vocabulary of a sailor, an outsize character, a gentle tongue, and a heart of gold. Pequot raised four Labradors, teaching them manners so they’d hold still while she washed their faces. She fearlessly protected the yard against strange dogs, but hobnobbed with raccoons who came to eat the compost. My brother always suspected she was Godmother of the Woodland Mafia. But she was peerless as an under-the-sheets snuggler.
Pequot came to us as a kitten. The owners of the mama cat had promised us her sister, Haida. But when we saw the saucy misfit of the litter, a stout little cannonball among her lissome siblings, determined to climb the tallest furniture despite her useless left forepaw (see her funny two-toed penguin foot?), we were smitten. We had to take them both home. Sweet sleekit Haida disappeared after a year or so, but gutsy little Pequot endured and grew more and more remarkable. She bossed everybody, especially the older cats, and took delight in leaping out from behind the furniture to surprise them.
Never did a cat exhibit such personality. Pequot could chirp, growl and squeak arpeggios over several octaves just to say hello when you let her in. Then she’d stomp or hop into the kitchen, ever hopeful of finding food in her dish, or maybe canteloupe rinds in the sink. In her younger decade, she was frequently possessed by imps that made her dash about the house and run upside down on the bottom of the sofa and bite anyone who got in her way. But ten minutes later she’d be her affectionate self again. She was patient with everybody. This last of my childhood cats serenely submitted to the role of Baby Jesus in an impromptu and rather irreverent nativity tableau one Christmas. She tolerated many, many silly nicknames – Squeakpot, Piglet, Pipsqueak, Pignut, Saucepot, and plenty more – with dignity. She even let me hoist her down from the loft in a dreadfully precarious elevator my friend Misa and I built from a cardboard box, some twine, and bucket of pebbles until she learned to descend the ladder.
Pequot charmed everyone who ever met her, and she will be sorely missed. If there’s reincarnation, I just hope we’re lucky enough to know her next time around. Until then, peaceful rest and good hunting, little kitty-girl.